* I should indeed be concerned when every diaper I am changing isn't poopy. Why? Because that means when the poo does come, it's coming full force. I am talking all the way up to the armpits, on the blanket, and between big sister's toes.
*No matter how good a child has been with play dough, silly putty, or flarp in the past, does not make them constantly worthy of playing with it. Chances are it may still end up in their hair, all over their not-so-cheap outfit, and on the couch.
*The dog that eats the most vegetables and "earthy" things will leave your grass looking dark and luscious after you scoop his poop.
*No matter how many times you take a child potty in a thirty minute time period it is still possible for them to have an accident, especially when you are not at home.
*Although your child's "cool trick" may be completely disgusting (drinking a little and then spitting the rest back into the cup), it can distract them long enough to trim their embarrassingly long toe and finger nails.
*Children like to make their parent's exercise. For example: I am getting Brooklyn in the car and she runs to the other side before I can buckle her in. She says, "This is how you exercise, because you are a mommy!" As I try pulling her to the driver;s side and kindly shoving her into her seat.
*Mom's probably shouldn't wear black shirts or forget a burp pad after feeding a "starving" baby.
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2 comments:
I love the "kindly shoving" comment. So true! I think this is what Colt means when he says he's happy to have kids that can get in the van all by themselves. :)
I like the first *, too. In sisters toes? Wow, that girl has talent. ;)
LOL =) I love it when you learn things don't you?
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